git () 
{ 
    if [[ $1 = push && $2 = origin && $3 = master ]]; then
        echo 'you be pushing:'
        git log --oneline origin/master..master
        read -p 'You sure about that, bruh? ';
        if [[ $REPLY != [yY] ]]; then
            echo "chickenshit" >&2
            return 1;
        fi;
    fi;
    command git "$@"
}